Oh Wait, I Am In Love

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

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I went camping this weekend with my family and a bunch of my uncle’s friends. One of the kids was named Dolan. So people kept yelling things like “DOLAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING” and “WHERE’S DOLAN” and “DOLAN GET DOWN FROM THAT TREE”

I’m writing my nonconformist essay on Stephenie Meyer and I was trying to find a synonym for odd and relationship that would work here, “Meyer’s idea of a perfect relationship is odd; Bella and Edward, the ‘perfect’ couple, have an obsessive and sometimes abusive relationship.” Naturally, I looked them up in my thesaurus. Hookup was suggested for relationship and kinky was suggested for odd. Now I have this:

“Meyer’s idea of a perfect hookup is kinky”

I love synonyms.

I Boke My Keyboad

So yesteday I spilled Spite on my keyboad. Eveything was woking fine when I shut down my compute last night. Guess which key doesn’t wok anymoe. Because this is idiculous, hee is a summay of my day:

Today was the biology AP test. M. Impossiblequestion made us beakfast buitos. Then we stood aound and ate and talked and stuff. And then thee was a test. The multiple choice seemed petty easy. A couple weid things, but nothing too cazy. The fee esponse, howeve, was not supe easy. 

Afte the test we talked about how awesome the fee esponse was and we hung out with the physics people. Chucklehead Dithebag wasn’t weaing socks because he thought the test stated at 11 and he left the house at 10:5 (fifty fou. HOOAY FO BOKEN KEYS). When physics stated we (Pincess Kitten, Hemione Calculuslove, and I) went to M. Impossiblequestion’s and discussed vaious things: some biology questions, the cuve fo the final, and whee we should go fo a field tip. Then Pincess Kitten and I went to lunch and saw Single Dee Fiend and then I went to the ca.

Mothe bought me an ice ceam sundae with bownie and stuff. It was vey delicious.

I ead and played video games with Moden ustic Industical Contempoay Cow.

My alot shit came. (Dan key). Guess what I’m weaing tomoow.